February 2012
39 posts
I listen to everybodys feelings. But no one asks about mine.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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Everyone in my house is cranky and I just wanna leave.
Also, my sister got her wedding dress today, and I wasn’t there
It really sucks when plans fall through
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
I’m torn between not wanting to study and not wanting to fail.
All I know for sure is I just want to eat cookie dough and watch movies and cry with Leonard.
January 2012
56 posts
